douche whap 

Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.

Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.

douche whap by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006

Douche Squad 

A group of douches. (Read: Douchey people).
Also pertains to a certain computer repair company.

"That's some straight up Douche Squad shit right there!"

Douche Squad by jazzmang September 22, 2008

Douche McClouche

-A (male) junior in college, with no sexual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, and finally loses their virginity then dumps their girlfriend of 2 years for a hideous church loving transvestie.

Kirby is such a Douche McClouche! I can't believe he pulled that adolesent bull.

Douche McClouche by Brittany and Danielle December 2, 2007

douche pile 

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douche pile

douche pile by canadianguy May 7, 2008

Douche-baggery 

An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.

Kyle: Dude! That mo-fo stole my woman!
Maurice: Wow. Talk about douche-baggery.

Douche-baggery by I8mypen April 19, 2009

douche-ja vous 

A sudden feeling that you have previously experienced the obnoxious conversation spewing forth from the mouth of the pompous arrogant ass of a jerk that is currently invading your space and deminishing your will to live.

Suddenly, Mike turned away from the idiot at the bar he was speaking to and exclaimed to his friends, "Oh my god, I just had douche-ja vous. I totally feel like I've had this exact douchey conversation with this freaking douche bag before".

douche-ja vous by SethCofax June 27, 2009

douche quotient 

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.

"This guys Douche Quotient is off the charts!"

douche quotient by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009