cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.

I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.

by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015

cum slackie

A Insult to use against people who love cum or are just being an asshole

"Fuck you Bryce, you cum slackie"
"Hey man that kind of hurt my feelings"
"Shut up cum slackie"

by JoeDickButt November 25, 2018

Cum-Lube

Using another man's ejaculate as lubricant.

First guy creampies her pussy. The next guy gets cum-lube sloppy seconds.

by http://onlycuckold.com November 1, 2018

secondhand cum

When your partners orgasm is so fulfilling that it feels like you came as well

I had Hannah cumming so hard that I got secondhand cum!

by thirstypeach April 23, 2019

cum rice

The eastern version of soggy biscuit, it is a male masturbation game where contestants jack off into a bowl of rice. Whoever shoots the first load wins the contest. But the loser has to eat the rice.

It is also used by restaurant owners as a way to punish bad customers...

Oh man, last night was so funny! we went to a restaurant and my friend was being hella racist so the manager served him a steaming load of cum rice!

by Zascher August 25, 2019

Dominic Cummings

Used as a verb to describe breaking UK lockdown down rules within the covid-19 pandemic. Or used to describe traveling or trivial activities that against the UK's Covid-19 strategy guidelines.

I did a bit of a Dominic Cummings to go see my nan....

Can I do a Dominic Cummings and come round for a tea, mate?

by AMT1997 June 14, 2020

Thumb Cum

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.

I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!

by jackthehat June 30, 2011