Cunt Whisperer

A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.

Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.

John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.

by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011

Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.

"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."

by Jumbotron July 20, 2007

Coupon Cunt

A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.

What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

cunting whore

A hooker with a really bad attitude.

Lynn is a cunting whore.

by doosey24 June 11, 2008

cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..

You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..

by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009

Cunt Caught

1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.

2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.

Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?

He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.

Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!

by The Philosopher2012 December 7, 2009