cooka 

cuca, cooca, cooka however you wanna spell it, Cooka is another word for a woman's vagina.

Me: What did you and your gf do last night?
Friend: She let me eat her cooka, it was awesome

cooka by the_cuca_eater January 9, 2011

Cookie Gate 

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.

After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.

Cookie Gate by Chosney November 12, 2003

fortune cookie rule 

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

fortune cookie rule by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

the cookie 

A sweet treat for a man to eat. (Vagina)

Mmm, I'd really like to eat the cookie.

the cookie by babyc2k14 May 13, 2015

Vegan Cookies 

1. A cookie that is free of all animal products
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior

Hey LaToya, want to go have a vegan cookie on the porch?

Vegan Cookies by allegra dowdle July 29, 2005

Hooker Cooker 

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

Hooker Cooker by Fredvegas November 6, 2007

Cookold 

A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P

Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.

Cookold by philbobaggins October 26, 2016