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Coffee Grounds

The act of shoving ones asshole into a sleeping person with chocolate syrup inside your asshole, as you sit on the person you release your asshole and slowly dip the chocolate syrup into them.
God damn that Coffee grounds we gave cam last night made me laugh so hard!
by Alex weeks July 25, 2007
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coffee slut

A woman who forces all the matches she finds on dating sites and considers dating to first meet over coffee to complete the preliminary interview process.
She was such a cute, blue-eyed blond in her profile pic. Yet, she looked so much older when we met and the coffee slut finally admitted that the photo was way more than five years old when it was taken.
by stlsrching May 6, 2011
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coffee filter

Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.
by lemmy is god November 26, 2004
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coffee buck

A coffee bucks is a branch of Starbucks, a worldwide coffee stop. The term coffee bucks was coined by 'Comedy' Dave Vitty to prevent giving undue prominence to Starbucks when discussion coffee on BBC Radio 1.
I got myself a frothy coffee from coffee bucks this morning.
by Dave Davis the fourth February 24, 2009
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coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.
Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3
by IeatCeral March 3, 2017
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Harmar Coffee

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.
Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?
by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005
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e-coffee

Walking over to Henri in the cafe, I noticed his table was bare except for his netbook. Looking at him questioningly, he blurted, "Shit. I forgot my e-coffee!"
by naninan August 17, 2010
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