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Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.
The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.
by Sciolet August 26, 2018
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Candi

A very strong woman. She goes out of her way to help other people. She works her hardest. She is a very sweet person. Usually brunette/blonde. Most have blue/brown/hazel eyes. Everyone adores her and thinks she’s beautiful
Riley- Woah that girl over there is stunning!
Gavin- Well yeah! That’s Candi!
by Jiggly pete September 16, 2018
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Candice

A way to make your friends commit suicide. You get hit with this and you get immediate terminal illness. Deadliest

"joke" (if its even a joke) you could ever tell someone.
"Did you see happened to Candice?" (Friend 1)
"No what?" (Friend 2)
"Candice dick fit in your mouth!!!" (Friend 1)
*Friend 2 dies*
by yoobisoft October 24, 2018
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Cadinks

Happenstance examples of magical comradary amongst old friends.
The old friends shared a cadinks of memories.
by Fantastic Ms. Frizzle November 22, 2018
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Candice Chaffen

The biggest whore from Australia that you'll ever meet in your life.
She is so fake that it is unbelievable. Don't let yourself fooled by a pretty face and a fake smile. She's only smilying because there's no brain inside her head.
She constantly cheats on her boyfriend and lies about everithing.
1 month in a work place and she already fucked every single man that she works with.
She is sociable and nice for one thing only. Her game is to sleep with every girl's boyfriend. Cought on the act she will deny everything.
Hey dude, is it your turn tonight?

Yeah dude, why?
Just wondering how much is it gonna take with Candice...
No prob bro, I'll be fast.
Cheers bro.

That's a Candice Chaffen for you!

Candice is usually a girl that will swallow everything.
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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Cadillac insta model

Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.

Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.

All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
Nastassia Ponomarenko is one example of a Cadillac insta model.
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Candice chaffen

A brainless female with big teeth resembling to a hippopotamus.
Oh, who's the blonde ?
Who, the assless imbecile? That's candice chaffen.
by CharAriesWhich May 27, 2019
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