Noun: A behavioral, defensive martial art. The ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.
Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.
Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.
She's pissed because he wouldn't buy her a drink. She did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows cunt-fu.
by M.Blur January 5, 2011
Get the cunt-fumug. a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.
by hiromasasama May 15, 2009
Get the cunt splicemug. It is that disgusting odor emanating from most nasty bitches pussies that make most men consider homosexuality.
by Adam Azulay February 21, 2007
Get the cunt stenchmug. by icecream February 17, 2007
Get the cunt bucksmug. A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.
Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.
John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.
John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.
by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011
Get the Cunt Whisperermug. by Jumbotron July 20, 2007
Get the Cunt Punchmug. by doosey24 June 11, 2008
Get the cunting whoremug.