wank on the beach

when you don’t have all the ingredients for sex on the beach ,settle for what you’ve already got, have a wank on the beach

Bro can you give me another wank on the beach, it’s so good!?!?

by CocktailKing67 October 13, 2025

beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places

Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!

by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 5, 2018

Rockaway beach

Rockaway is a beach town we’re everyone stays up til 2 having big parties and having fun. In Rockaway you find the best people ever .if you don’t live in Rockaway then you don’t have a good life.ROCKAWAY IS AMAZING

Hey are you going to the best beach

Ya Rockaway beach

by Rockaway gal July 1, 2018

beach video

A video of two homos at the beach holding hands Execpt it didnt actually ever exist and fltwt somehow still fall for it everytime its mentioned.

beach video anon: hey so i saw ranboo and tubbo on the beach holding hands but-
the whole of fltwt: HOOLY SHITT!!!!!!

by fruityduotruther August 4, 2021

Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))

Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”

by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022

Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.

I've got a case of Beach AIDS

by Doogle33 June 16, 2017

Beach Trash

A person who has a salt life sticker on their car, loves to drink on the beach during the day, and only wears flip flops no matter what the temperature is outside

When Tom Brady moved to Florida, he became beach trash and now hes getting divorced

by Sonibunny October 5, 2022