bejeweled boner 

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

bejeweled boner by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Hitler Boner 

When a man shaves his pubes into a Hilter mustache and gets turned on and a Girl shouts "Hail Hitler"

He totally had a Hitler Boner last night

Hitler Boner by HerroPplz January 16, 2015

Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.

Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!

Felony Boner by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017

pavlovian boner 

The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.

As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.

pavlovian boner by EduardoP January 13, 2010

Breaking Bad Boner 

The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.

Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'

Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"

Breaking Bad Boner by Moshbearpig September 1, 2013

Love Boner 

When a male becomes erect by the thought of or by being told that his loved one loves him.

Sally: "I love you so much baby."
George: "You just gave me a huge Love Boner."
Sally: "Oh yes, I can feel that!"

Love Boner by Sally69 February 10, 2013

Depression boner 

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.

Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral

Depression boner by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017