Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

apple snapple

a commonly used slang word in the late 90's by people living in dundalk maryland referring to getting a blow job.. most commonly said by african americans who cant speak actual correct phonics any way and only say it as a female is passing by..

hey yo girl.. whud up wit dat apple snapple yo..

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

Virginia Apple

an apple skinned and soaked in vodka.

hey bitch pass the Virginia Apple, its time to get wasted

by sbxicrazyfuckingshit April 27, 2011

Madam’s apple

When a seemingly woman possesses an Adam’s apple.

Damn, do you see the madam’s apple on the chick with the size 14 foot?!?!

by Weezy McNasty November 6, 2021

apple doorbell

the sound pattern made when all of your apple devices receive an email at the same time and are all on the same desk/room.

iphone, ipad, ipod all get an email and the ever famous email chime rings on them all milliseconds apart. this cadence of sound is the apple doorbell.

by translator of mumbles July 11, 2011

Apple Crumble

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.

This dinner party has all gone apple crumble

by BigMuscleBill May 20, 2022

Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016