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Apple Girl

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Apple. She loved apples. That's it.
Banana: Apple Girl stole all my apples!
Peach: Yeah, she robbed the grocery store for apples yesterday. There isn't any proof she did it, but cmon, who else would?
by Marshmellow Da Lamacorn May 24, 2020
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Apple juice

Apple juice means edgy , because apple juice is edgy just like edgy#4536 from discord , and we Stan edgy so therefore apple juice is edgy

And besides edgy is addicted to apple juice and she’s the queen so why not make apple juice mean edgy ? 🤪

Conspiracy theory confirmed
I’m so Apple juice guys yeet
by Verenya-senpai June 9, 2019
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Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.
Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.
by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016
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Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.
Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.
by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006
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apple snapple

a commonly used slang word in the late 90's by people living in dundalk maryland referring to getting a blow job.. most commonly said by african americans who cant speak actual correct phonics any way and only say it as a female is passing by..
hey yo girl.. whud up wit dat apple snapple yo..
by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011
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Apple products

Something I get shamed at school for not having. I'm sure some of you guys that have Samsung and Motorola's get this treatment too.
Apple user: ew she has a Samsung her pictures probably look like they came from the 80's
Me: I don't like to take pictures and Apple products are to expensive for me
by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022
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Madam’s apple

When a seemingly woman possesses an Adam’s apple.
Damn, do you see the madam’s apple on the chick with the size 14 foot?!?!
by Weezy McNasty November 6, 2021
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