David’s mom

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted
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David Luiz

A Brazilian footballer who is overpriced as f**k. Moved from Chelsea to Paris-Saint Germain for buttload of cash. But overall a good defender
Did you see David Luiz play today against Monaco
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david furnish

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!
by Straitman July 10, 2006
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David Mamet

When you have such violent vigorous sex that your partner is injured.

Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.
Jordan: I saw Delores walking around with a limp today.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.
by polbo January 18, 2011
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David Moyes

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.
I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.
by Juan it doesn't Mata February 03, 2014
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David Copperfield

While doing a female doggy style, you pull out while simultaneously having another male friend insert. While they are fucking, you walk around to the front where she can see you and say, "Tah-Dah!!"
She was super pissed when I David Copperfielded her last night.

I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, so I'm totally going to David Copperfield her later.
by bignp07 November 12, 2011
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Terhune, David

The short-lived, allbeit loved Reform Party Candidate for the 2004 Election, Candidate David Terhune took the political world by storm; narrowly losing the debate to the Green Party Candidate, and rocking the Election Rally, giving a powerful, moving, and energizing speach that Rally Co-ordinater and teacher Matt Campbell called "One of the top three best speaches I have ever heard in my life ever." Although the Reform Party did not win the election, they ended up in a record third place, barely behind second, winning an unpresidented number of electoral votes. When asked about this defeat, Campaign Manager Jesse Snyder commented: "Well we're a third party, so we were at a disadvantage from the start, as far as money and noteriety went. The Republicans beat us only because of the size of their pocketbook, and I think a comparison of the two candidates would prove this to be true."
Former Reform Candidate David Terhune was not available for comment. Most likely, this young and energetic entrepreneur is off working on his next big idea, so keep your eyes on the news America, there is no doubt that we have not heard the last of this entrepreneur.
There was never a more energetic, righteouss, and humble politician in the entire world than David Terhune. In the entire world, not a more humble politician can be found.
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