jacked up

1. not working properly or as intended.
2. having used a large quantity of speed, cocaine, or other amphetamine.
3. cut or lacerated by means of a make-shift knife or blade. see SKIV
4. In generally poor or injured condition.
sense "1": "This is so JACKED UP! She said she'd be here at eight!"
sense "4": "I want to play, but my shoulder's still JACKED UP from last weekend.
by mainframe November 01, 2003
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jack ass

1. a very foolish or stupid person.

2. a species of donkey.
Jim is such a jack ass.
by reddy123 October 13, 2007
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Jack Daniels

A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.
"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."

"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"
by Gran Torino July 26, 2009
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jacked up

In the military, to be given a stern talking-to by an NCO for some offense or omission.
"We all got jacked up this morning for calling him 'sergeant-major' instead of RSM."
"On course they'll jack you up if you aren't wearing dress uniform in your ID photo."
by HellHound May 05, 2015
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Jack Wild

Talented English former child actor including role in H.R. Pufnstuf and Oliver!, Jack Wild passed away on the 1st of March 2006 of cancer due to his alcoholism and smoking risk factors.
RIP Jack Wild
1952-2006
You will be always remembered.
by P Redeckis May 11, 2006
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Half-jack

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.
Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?
by Goldfish408 March 04, 2010
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jack sparrow

THE hottest sexiest most wonderful pirate EVER, the HOTTEST guy n eyeshadow, the finest all around!
*why is the rum gone??
*If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
by I Luv Johnny Depp October 02, 2003
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