Ashley was very shy when I first met her. We hung out in the same group of friends but didn't talk much. One day, we were on the swings and I started talking about bagels. (I am a Taurus) that is how it began. Just imagine if I wasn't a Taurus. She is very kind and good at keeping secrets. We love bagels and smoked salmon! She is a Sagittarius so she stays away from drama. Smart move.
by GOOD GOOD RAD RAD HA November 10, 2018

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023

Ashleys are great people. The name is usually used for girls. If you know an Ashley, you probably know how nice they can be. They are not just kind, but they are just the right amount of serious and protective. They can be funny, and they can be dull. But they overall are great people.
Ashley’s are awesome
by Queen_Namer2012 March 9, 2022

A person with an excuse for everything. An Ashley needs random excuses to cover up any mistakes. Nothing is ever Ashley's fault because oopsies and she loves you. An Ashley will also take blame for anything that she did not do. An Ashley is a total walking contradiction.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
"Who drank my whiskey?"
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
by Reoccurring Alternating Ash March 23, 2025

to describe the most retarded person ever. u cant get stupider than this. loser in life in every single way possible. fat? ur an ashley! retarded? hi ashley!
by Lannininiana June 17, 2025

Girl 1: Hmmmmmm, she has some good traits but some deal-breakers also. Should we invite her to our friend group?
Girl 2: I may need to think about it, she's probably an Ashley.
Girl 2: I may need to think about it, she's probably an Ashley.
by anonxymous April 25, 2021

by Neck jabber 69 July 20, 2025
