Big dick willy

Phrase used by someone when they brag about all their accomplishments and achievements no matter how big or small they are

Husband-honey! I just did the dishes and made our bed.

Wife- wow! you’re the big dick Willy!

by Lovey chipmunk December 9, 2018

Big Dick Vlad

A man born in Ukraine who expirenced an excessive amount of radiation causing him to have a 20” inch dick

Omg steph I had hard anal sex with Big Dick Vlad

by Sarnacki January 16, 2019

Slim Jim dick

A dick that is wrinkly or has wrinkles

Bro: yo I heard you got a Slim Jim Dick
Other bro: what?!?! Who said that shit

by ass_slapper October 23, 2019

Full Dick Mode

When a person that you know and like and have always had a mutual respect for, suddenly behaves as though they really dislike you and everything about you. That person is said to be in "Full Dick Mode".

Guy1: Hey man what's up? How's it hangin'?
Guy2: What do you care and why do you have to use crass phrases like that?
Guy1: Oh OK... I get it. You are in "Full Dick Mode" today.

by JoeScan April 8, 2013

donald trumps dick

ur mom

joe: Oh look is you donald trumps dick!

by krisbek17 October 6, 2020

Dick to day ratio

The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.

That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.

She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.

by Brooks1 October 10, 2012

Dollar Dick Burrito

A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!

Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!

by thatgirl2015 May 7, 2015