lark on my go kart

1.Put your pet bird on my balls.
2.To queef on someones balls.

"Go lark on my go kart D-mann"

by Asher Rothh. April 10, 2009

fart in my last pound of flour

Used to describe a very fat or extremely large person.

Wow, I wouldn't want him to fart in my last pound of flour.

by robbos4 August 31, 2008

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

Activate my fall back game

To discretely remove oneself from an unfavourable or embarassing situation.

Marisa: I thought Michelle was waving to me, but it was actually Tyrone, I had to activate my fall back game.

by shinkumienai December 3, 2014

you don't know my sandbox

Away to tell someone they don't know your space, or they don't know your business.

You don't know my sandbox.

by Jenn N Davin July 20, 2018

your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies

by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019

Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender

by [e-mail] March 3, 2017