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Blowy man

To drunkenly wave as a wacky waving inflatable tube man, originally called a tube guy. Commonly referred to as air dancers or sky dancers. Inflatable figures with arms that flail due to a blower that keeps them inflated.
Did you see how drunk Ryan was when he said goodbye? He waved and the bartenders thought he ought to be a blowy man.”
by Blowymanryan May 27, 2025
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Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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Man

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. Have at you!
by Cowbelly 2 March 15, 2021
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5050 man

A male who thinks he’s a man, but isn’t, that likes to go fifty fifty on bills, dinner, rent, life and even love. Everything he does he will do with the mindset of getting something in return. He is not a provider he is your lesbian girlfriend.
I can tell he’s a 5050 man because he asked me what I can bring to the table.
by Tae604 May 25, 2023
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Swift the Fast man

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.
by Swiftisito May 14, 2022
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Current Man

A fictional character utilised to display the direction of current, force and magnetic field strength.
It also measures the attraction between two current males
Teacher: How do you work out the magnetic field strength
Student: I use current man, I also love penis
by imapoosey October 14, 2021
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Man Smoothie

Man Smoothie is figurative language for cumming a lot. It’s so much cum that one might call it a smoothie.
My partner calls me Man Smoothie because I cum a lot in her mouth and she enjoys it. She told me it is the yummiest smoothie known to man kind.
by TheawesomeCheese April 13, 2022
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