i low you

I'm trying to get you to be as low as possible in life. But the person hears I love you. Almost the exact opposite of I love you. This has happened to me.

I love you.

I low you too, ha ha ha

by Mikalay July 11, 2022

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

I Hallow I

Another word for someone who secretly identifies as gay yet always says gay things in an attempt to throw people off

Bro istg he is so I Hallow I

by funnyman12345678910 July 12, 2022

Did I ask

A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.

Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.

- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.

by CitrusCat July 13, 2022

I love you

If someone says I love you to you, they are actually swearing at you in a different language

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: >:O HOW COULD YOU T.T

by NymphicusHollandicus July 15, 2022

(Pee)I-dle

(Pee)I-dle is a derogatory nickname for the South Korean girl group, (G)I-DLE.

Neverland: OMG! I love (G)I-dle because of how talented they are.
Hater: This is (G)I-DLE, more like (Pee)I-dle!

by anonymous July 18, 2022

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022