NymphicusHollandicus's definitions

I love you

If someone says I love you to you, they are actually swearing at you in a different language

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: >:O HOW COULD YOU T.T

by NymphicusHollandicus July 15, 2022

Meleuc

Meluec's are loyal and good friends - however if you insult her friends or family, I would advise moving to Poland, unless you already live there, in which case you are completely screwed.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Griffin? I haven't seen him in a week, and I heard he told Meleuc that her mum was fat
Person 2: Oh, *$%&*, I remember!! I saw him on a flight to Poland!!!

by NymphicusHollandicus July 10, 2022

Tiziano

A dimwitted 7 year old with no talent, unlike his father who left to get milk 6 years ago.

Person 1: Mum made me go see Tiziano sing!!
Person 2: OH I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OK DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE EAR DOCTOR?!?!?!

by NymphicusHollandicus July 10, 2022