by Shaiq_0563019668(🇦🇪) October 20, 2023
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
by SouthernYetti December 12, 2024
by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 02, 2023
someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
by wingsbymm October 16, 2023
“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
by Tori8su April 10, 2022
A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”
Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”
Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”
Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 23, 2025