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Water's Wife

Water loves Water's Wife
by Water Wife October 2, 2020
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Whore Wife

A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.
My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.
by BigButt12345 May 12, 2023
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Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.
She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife
by zevg January 30, 2017
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My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!
Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022
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Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time
Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022
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wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.
My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
by Not Martian May 9, 2025
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Charge of the wife bregade

The act of pushing gender and race inclusivity by Hollywood for the exclusive purpose of making money.
Person A: Did you see that scene in endgame where all the women teamed up? That was badass.
Person B: That scene was cool but a real charge of the wife bregade.
by CptWondertoes October 31, 2019
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