Nomadic Vagina

A euphemism for "slut"; a girl who travels from guy to guy (or girl to girl), but is truly only valued for her genitalia; flirtatious via sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey, I saw you talking with that girl yesterday, she seemed into you."
Guy 2: "I thought so too, but she seemed to be just as interested in every other guy as the night went on. It made it apparent that she was merely a nomadic vagina, tricking me with her sexuality."

by Emessai April 10, 2009

vagina miner

A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade

I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!

by jerry westerby September 28, 2011

Vagina Yogurt

An extremely wet vagina, to the point that it has a yogurt consistency.

I was fingering that chick last night and it turned into vagina yogurt.

by icelumni April 8, 2010

Vagina head

the female version of dick head

girl 1- wowww. u see that guy talkin to her over there?!
girl 2-yeah, id kill for a hottie like that!
both-OMG! she totally just rejected him! what a vagina head!

girl2-(to the boy) hey babyyy!

by wudduptrouble March 7, 2009

neck vagina

a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.

Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.

by Jo Jo Wordsmith December 16, 2011

scurvy vagina

A term used by Pirates (in the film Pirates) for a skanky woman's vagina.

Amber, you and your scurvy vagina need to get the fuck out of here!

by bajingoo October 3, 2007

lasagna vagina

After a woman gives birth the integrity of the vagina has been lost. The one beautiful lips of the vagina now resemble a piece of lasagna after it has been sliced and thrown on a plate; hot and nasty!

Lasagna vagina, Cafateria lasagna

by Lasagna nasty March 21, 2014