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Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.
When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"
by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015
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very demure, very mindful

To be chill or to (sarcastically) display how calm and respectful something is. Often considered brainrot.
person 1: I will place this sofa here so it faces away from your room for privacy
person 2: That's very demure, very mindful
by CrumbPet August 18, 2024
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Mind mind mind

A run on blathering of temporarily incoherent lyrics sung by the band phish at the end of a really weird set break when you are waiting in a seemingly unending line to fill your water so you can return to your crew and dance at Mondegreen. Surrounded by 50,000 people all looking at you wondering why you are so weird.
Hey bro, what’s between you and your mind… my mind mind mind. What set is it, where’s my keys, can you help me get back to my camp and do you have any balloons?
by Sally in the Alley January 26, 2025
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For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?
My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition
by Death Menace April 10, 2022
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MAGA-MIND

When most of the mind's disk space is taken up by slogans and facts are validated only by their compatibility with the person's ideology and preconceived ideas.
His MAGA-MIND made it very easy to dismiss inconvenient truth and he dismissed them by discrediting the source.
by JustObservations July 29, 2024
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volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self
look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank
by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011
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Murder on my mind

Most fucked up released song when Melly didn't knew what was gonna happen after releasing that song.
"Cuz everytime we wake up in the morning i got murder on my mind, AK-47's, MAC-11's, glocks and nines"
Some true things he did in his lyrics of "Murder on my mind"
by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024
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