by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019
Get the river thotmug. Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022
Get the lucky rivermug. The kind of female that cares more about whether tits are impressive to guys or not than guys do. If she thought that guys were that horrible, why didn't she just marry females and badmouth them all day with her wife(ves).
Joan Rivers didn't seem to like guys too much by some of what she said about them, unless there was some insecurity that she didn't want anybody to know about. Yet she would be the kind of person that said something like who cares all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021
Get the Joan Riversmug. A case of River Knee is when you get severely burned to the point where your knee skin melts. You can have river hands and arms and legs also.
Jeff fell into the bonfire and stood up and had a bad case of river knee as his skin was dripping of his knee.
by Yarpling July 21, 2020
Get the River Kneemug. When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.
by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008
Get the river socksmug. When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
by Jordiablo April 10, 2024
Get the Indiana river boatmug.