Cheese Cock

An uncircumcized penis in which there is a gooey, smelly substance accumulated beneath the foreskin.

Dan has a cheese cock.

Bill is a cheese cock.

by Andrew M Fitzpatrick August 2, 2007

butt cheese

The foreign matter that accumulates in your ass cleavage. Such matter often causes mild itchiness and promotes smelling of the finger committee after meeting is adjourned.

"I'd like a club sandwich on rye with provalone..unless you happen to have some of that aged butt cheese on your hand."

by dilekoolie July 25, 2007

crotch cheese

nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.

dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!

by Pooge June 3, 2006

knob cheese

after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.

he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died

knob cheese

by little miss dotty March 20, 2003

cheese doodle

This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.

I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.

by Pat Meholf May 13, 2006

lip cheese

the extra plumpness around the labia on a female.

Jesse was about to go down on Miranda when he got smothered by her mean lip cheese.

by cock boy dood April 22, 2008

interesting cheese

a churned milk product with the power to excite,invigorate and interst the mind of the person seeing it. Interesting cheese is especially nice on toast

Cheese with chilli's in it

by Ali January 16, 2005