Asian Cracker Barrel

An Asian Chode with huge balls. Also when an Asian Cracker Barrel is used during sex it can be called The Asian Cracker Barrel.

I heard Sarah is an Asian Cracker Barrel

by Your moms a heffer April 01, 2019

Deep Slow Asian

A Real Nigga

All Deep Slow Asians have a large penis.
The Migos are Deep Slow Asians.

by RickyRetardo123 June 13, 2018

asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.

Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.

by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007

awkward asian syndrome

The tendency for an Asian (usually male) to remain socially reclusive in a group of people they are not usually comfortable associating with. Can also be applied as a general term when natural Asian characteristics (not pertaining to physicality) are the source of public embarrassment.

Bro 1: Why is Harry so quiet by himself?
Bro 2: He's got Awkward Asian Syndrome, bro.

Bro 1: Dude, I walked into Harry's room, and he was singing karaoke. Really horribly.
Bro 2: I bet his Awkward Asian Syndrome got the best of him afterward.

by Hips_dont_ly November 19, 2010

typical asian pose

When Asians, usually Asian tourists, want to take a picture, and hold up two fingers in the V sign aka peace aka "bunny ears" and use a cheesy smile

Alight evelyone, do the typical Asian pose and smile for the camela!

by mah the horse boy March 13, 2007

Asian Ladyboy Tranny

A transexual of Asian descent, usually originating from Bangkok Thailand.

Axel had anal sex in the dark with an Asian woman he met in a bar last nigh, only to discover that she was an Asian Ladyboy Tranny

by Thor Heyerdahl March 13, 2004

asian massage

When you shit on someone's back and spread like it was massage oil.

Bro I just got the best Asian massage, but I smell bad now.

by The lgbtq clan March 19, 2017