When somebody is sleeping, squat accross his/her face with your asshole covering their mouth, and balls on each eye.
I caught her sleeping with my best friend, so I gave her an asian death mask in her slumber.
Buy a
Asian Death Mask
mug!
To lock lips with an ass hole, then for the ass hole to fart, whilst the recepienct sucks in.
We were feeling a bit adventurous, and decided to try the whistle blower
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whistle blower
mug!
