choke wank

Wanking while choking yourself, being choked by someone else while you wank or being choked by someone else while they wank you

Im going to have the best choke wank tonight

by shukkka November 16, 2016

Burglar Wank

Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)

You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate

by aljazmin November 12, 2021

Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide

“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”

by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019

eppileptic wank

When you cause someone who is epileptic to have a seizure while they are holding their penis, causing them to have a seizure and tuss off at the same time

Riley ended up having an eppileptic wank when Harvey shone a torch into his eyes.

by Seabridge Memester June 6, 2016

Wank Bank

A mental folder of photos used for the sexual pleasuring of yourself.

{Man mid-sex} I'll have to save that for the wank bank!

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

Safety Wank

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.

Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."

by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021

radar wank

Friends and family around feeling horny?

Have a radar wank.

The act of wanking with someone close by while also being aware you could be caught at any moment so you are ready to hide your wood.

My wife was being frigid she went downstairs so I decided to have a radar wank.

by Ronk5 October 5, 2023