Atomic pressed ham

Preform a standard pressed ham (I.e) press your bare ass tightly against a clear panel "glass etc" with a tight seal and let loose with a preferably powerful fart

Driving down the street and preformed an atomic pressed ham instead of a regular "pressed ham"

by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013

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spinning ham wheel

The spinning ham wheel is a sexual position where the male attaches a circular ham to a drill bit and drills the women's anus while he penetrates her vagina.

"Dude, last night this girl was feeling really kinky so I finally got to do the spinning ham wheel"

by The Death Defying Penis Sword January 26, 2018

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Green Eggs, No Ham

Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.

This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.

Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?

Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.

Oli: Purr…

Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.

by TigerTerp February 24, 2022

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