social war

Unlike traditional war, this focuses more on the social aspect only. A difference of cultures and ideas clashing constantly as a result of those two having no choice but to be in close proximity with one another

"Hey did you see the controversy on Starbucks not getting christmas designed cups?"
"Yeah, one side of America was for it and another was against. It was a total social war!"

by Lovelypacific November 19, 2016

social CRM

CRM (customer relationship management)

1.) integration of socialytics (social analytics) into customer relationship management software

2.) CRM software that incorporates socialytics aggregators for users to optimize their existing and potential customer relationships on a social media platform
Such optimizing can include: establishing new communication vehicles with existing & potential customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding customers to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities; increased sales; creation of online demographics; and increased search engine optimization.

I can follow my customer's eating & shopping trends thru review sites by using my social CRM software.

by @ideasfromlisa May 21, 2010

Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.

'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'

by MoscowA May 1, 2010

Socially Dangerous

A person that should not go out in public alone.

A style of clothing/dress/hair/piercings that is so weird it cannot be unseen and is indescribable.

A person that is loosing touch with society because of massive amounts of time spent indoors.

Marcie- Is Leah taking fashion tips from Socially Dangerous magazine again?
Stacy- Oh God, don't let her out in public, what people will see cannot be unseen.

Meanwhile in Japan, the gameshows there usually include socially dangerous costumes, I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those outfits.

Mike- Have you seen Steve around lately?

Adam- No, he's been in his WoW world for two months now
Mike- Oh no! once he reaches level 80, he's gonna be socially dangerous!

Adam- Dude, best bring him back to reality gently...

by wirelesscable August 30, 2010

Social distancing

To make sure you stay away from slags

Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.

by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020

Social Cocoon

The girls that require a lot of warming up before being the social butterflies I know they are.

She is such a social cocoon, she talks to no one. Not yet.

by SearClover February 27, 2015

Social Lube

When you groom someone.

John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike

by Aludurhage August 5, 2023