A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.
by MoscowA May 1, 2010
Get the Social sandpaper mug.Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?
(Females): *Chatter Chatter*
Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...
Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?
(Females): *Chatter Chatter*
Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...
Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
by Socialistically Awkard November 4, 2009
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Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?
Person 2: Nothin', you?
Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!
Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
Person 2: Nothin', you?
Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!
Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
by Blade-Kai August 6, 2011
Get the Social Rock mug.John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike
by Aludurhage August 5, 2023
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Billy: Man, Mortal Kombat is one of the worst movies I have ever seen!
Bobby: But is such a great social movie!
Bobby: But is such a great social movie!
by Tristitia January 18, 2009
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Get the Social Cocoon mug.People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.
He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.
by Musivino September 28, 2017
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