Pickerception

N. - A delightful mixture of the terms "interception" and its football slang equivalent "pick." Usually shouted at the top of one's lungs when one's preferred team has succeeded in "intercepting" or "picking off" the opposing team. Note also, that a certain level of fervent excitement is required to validate the use of this term.

Also see "sixpickerception," which is a pickerception resulting in a defensive touchdown.

Scene*Virtually sealing an appearance in Super Bowl XLII, Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu has just succeeded in intercepting/picking off Raven's quarterback Joe Flacco (really Baltimore, you used your first round draft pick on a kid out of DELAWARE?)*

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD PICKERCEPTION PICKERCEPTION!!!!!!! THE STEELERS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!"

by Pickerception Man January 19, 2009

Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a girl who will do absolutely anything To impress the boys.They are the worst type of human being. I litteraly have no idea why boys like these kind of girls, if your a pick litteraly just go away Leave rn.

Pick me girl: Hey boys🥺🥺🥺

Me:stfu die

by Idktbhhi May 22, 2021

pick six

cock blocking another dude and then scoring with the broad they were trying to hook up with

McNamara's about to pick six! Nick brought Nancy home but when Mc told her that Nick has the hiv, she suddenly wanted a little Irish in her.

by The Dankl March 24, 2008

pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013

Flower picking

basically, it means grabbing tits. you can also say picking flowers.

Joe: Hey man, what'd you do saturday night?
John: Me and some homies went to flower picking.
Joe: NICE! How were they?
John: Double D baby

by nick block January 14, 2009

Ice Picking

When a man/woman takes a shit and then presumes to freeze the turd and once done takes it and substitutes it as a dildo

Joey: Bro, did you see Cindy Ice Picking in the bathroom at the party last night?

Craig: yeah
shit got me ROCKHARD...

by Ze Miteh Quinn February 28, 2011

pickett

A man with too much sugar in his tank.

Yhea he is a guy but he is so pickett.

by John 220 November 10, 2007