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Crotchless pants

Pants worn by a man or woman. For a woman its to show what a prime pussy she has and for a man its like in your face world get over it.
Kathy's got on crotchless pants.
by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009
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Pants sex

Sex with your pants on. Male front to female booty
" I don't got me a condom! I'll just have to pants sex her then."
by pantssexy September 18, 2011
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Hoochie Pants

1. A trashy whore worn over your neither regions.

2. A company selling tight $50 pants for your dog. Company claims,"high end for the tail end" and "spare the rug and spoil the pug".

3. Skin-tight black pants women sometimes where to bars and parties.
1. Lets go to the bar and get some hoochie pants!

2. I bought my doggie some hoochie pants with crystals.

3. I gotta get some hoochie pants for the bar friday!
by hntibgrefv;ev January 13, 2011
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Ham-pants

1) One who wears pants made of ham.
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.
1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"
by cryonica July 8, 2006
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Suzie Pants

1) An amazing friend who is incredibly nice
2) An obsessive compolsive organizer/planner
3) Likes to make up and repeat someones sayings, thus getting them to say it even more often (ie: yummm when something gross is said)
4) An amazingly fun person who has many uncreative nicknames, but can come up with many good ones
by Katie Becca February 8, 2005
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pants

i wear pants.
Do you?
by samantha August 9, 2004
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Turd Pants

Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type
Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
by Quokes July 10, 2007
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