by Im/Him190 May 3, 2023
Get the Open Mindedmug. A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
Get the Mindful Blondemug. P1: "Ngl, I'm kind of stupid."
P2: "Ngl, we all do be running on the same 3 brain cells."
P2: "It's like communism, but with thinking abilites."
P2: "brb gotta make a new definition for hive mind on urban dictionary"
P2: "Ngl, we all do be running on the same 3 brain cells."
P2: "It's like communism, but with thinking abilites."
P2: "brb gotta make a new definition for hive mind on urban dictionary"
by peppermug October 23, 2020
Get the hive mindmug. Someone who is out of it. Clearly not thinking straight, and needs to come back down to earth before they get fucked up.
“ Did he really think he could say that to you? I don’t know but he must be out his skippy ass mind”
by pyo.offerings October 18, 2023
Get the skippy ass mindmug. An individual with an incerdibly dirty mind.
by DDroid June 24, 2017
Get the Blue Mindmug. "What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."
Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.
by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020
Get the Mind over Splattermug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
Get the 《¤》Mind《¤》mind《¤》Mind《¤》mug.