Ex-mortal

a person who did the impossible

Recently a man survived the holocaust, spanish flu, and now COVID 19 he is an Ex-mortal

by mista2 April 6, 2020

fluffy monty

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.

They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.

by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021

Female Marty

The female Marty is not like your well known male Marty, but more of a clearance rack at goodwill that pretends it's designer made. The female Marty usually dwells in her bedroom surrounded by half drank energy drinks and cigarette butts. Born and raised in or around a trailer park. Cleaning, cooking and acting/speaking beyond a 3rd grade education level is only possible when coerced by fast-food or money.

Check out that female Marty, is that a mayo stain on her shirt or wait....probably just a cum stain.

by Taco bell Rave slut January 15, 2021

frustrated mordy

When it takes you 40 minutes to complete a simple task because website and UX issues, a new meme is born.

My SEO said I need to be careful of a duplicate content penalty.
All SEO’s respond back with Frustrated Mordy Meme

by keyserholiday August 7, 2021

Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed

Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty

by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021

NBD_mortal

he is and amazing rapper and my idol. totally swagger biotch.

kevin: omg have you listen to NBD_mortals new album yet i really think he’s gonna win that emmy!!!!

hilary: no who’s NBD_mortal?????

kevin: omg we are no longer friends since you don’t know who my idol is omg omg!!!!!!! ewwwww!!!!!!!

by fruityfonzeybiotch November 23, 2021

Beshorah Marty

Beshorah Marty is a very beautiful and smart girl. She is brave, confident and kind to others. During school she's pretty quiet but other than school she's very active or can also be called very open. If you want to find a friend that is caring and fun to hangout with, find the name Beshorah Marty. Because Beshorah or Horah means joy.

"Look, that's her ! She's the kind girl I was talking about before. Hi Beshorah Marty, how are you !"

by foxyfury January 4, 2022