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MATH

Joe: Hey Bob! How was Math?

Bob: Well Joe, the same as always... it was mental abuse....
by WolfieGia_2005 October 15, 2017
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Math

M- Mental A- Abuse T- To H- Humans. mental abuse to humans
A- Hey does math stands for anything?
B- It stands for mental abuse for humans
by v3lynz June 26, 2022
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Girl Math

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping
Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
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math

A FUcking horrible and dangerous endangerment to whole humanity, aka Earth extinction, global warming, toba catastrophe, etc. its actually acronym for: murdering, arguments, tyrannical, hellish
inspired by something

english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok

spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k
by imakeweirddefinitions April 6, 2023
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Circle of Math

If the circle of life was how you can't make a simple equation super hard using calculous, it all connects via the circle of math
Look how needlessly complicated this equation is! That's the circle of math.
by Marett's Definitions Writer August 13, 2025
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.
Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 8, 2024
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Math

The toughest language in human history. Something that could explain the world by glorifying counting. Truly beautiful. And people say that shakespeare is better, fuck him.
Average person: MATH IS SO HARD
Math Majors: Wow that's hard yet interesting
by OHHELLNAH May 3, 2018
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