May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day

May 16th is national kiss the homies day. Remember, kissing the homies isn’t gay; cheeks and the forehead are the best places. Girls are homies too ;)

“Yo m8! iIts May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day!”*kisses homie on the forehead* “no homo tho bro”

May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day by Priest_Cecelian February 27, 2020

May 8th 

The day Taylor Swift tells us all that we are clowns, just like the scenario with the “5 holes in the fence” xx Ps. ILY Taylor

“Hey guys it Taylor! Today is May 8th which means it’s time for your guys to STOP with the clownery xx”

May 8th by Taylor’s leprechaun 😌🍀 May 1, 2020

May 11th 

Today is Blue appreciation day! (Not the color lol)

"Hey! Guess what day it is!" - Person 1
"May 11th" - Person 2
"Yep! Today is Blue appreciation day!" - Person 1
"Oh cool! We should go celebrate with our friend Blue!" - Person 2

May 11th by IAmMay May 11, 2021

May 14

National Blowjob day
Grab your bf/gf and give them the blowjob of their life. Make out, give head and cuddle with your partner.

- Hey I think you forgot something…
- What?
- It’s May 14!
- Oh my God come here

May 14 by winnie554 May 13, 2021

May 21 

National: Buy Kuhle Hadebe whom is 13 years of age turning 14 years old, who lives in South Africa Gauteng food day

Oh shoot! Tomorrow is May 21st. I have to buy Kuhle Hadebe food.

May 21 by OfficialNationalDay May 20, 2021

May 24 

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day. On May 24 2021, millions of people will be participating in the event of eating a bowl of rigatoni pasta.

"Why are you eating rigatoni pasta?" "Oh you didn't know? Its May 24"

May 24 by just//a//randommm/person May 21, 2021

May 1st 

This date and month is special,mmm special like for the homosexuals

You were born in may 1st, your a faggot

May 1st by anonymous July 8, 2021