Steak of the Lake

Sand Hill Crane meat

Whats for dinner tonight?

I went sand hill crane hunting today. We are eating steak of the lake

by Awesome beard March 29, 2022

lake weir middle

lake weir middle is also known as lake queer middle filled with all the sluts & hot cheeto girls of marion county, when you think of lake weir you think of a whole buncha smelly gay niggas and a school known for 13 y.o mfs who fuck in the stairwell like gross ass mfs which is reason #3 why theres so many crusty kids with stds lake queer middle is known for the girls basketball team being better than the guys, how do you even let that happen overall dumbest school in 352

“did you guys hear about the kids who fucked in lake weir middle school”
“you mean the lake queer of the smelly weird kids?”

by yu shall neva know September 8, 2021

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.

“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”

by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021

Shasta lake middle school

A decent school with shitty people. 7th graders vaping in the bathroom getting caught the first week of school. emo ppl left and right. wanna be gang bangers. pe teacher is a pedophile, and the normal people there isn’t a lot of them tho. “ fake fighting is still fighting” vice principal

oh your kids go to shasta lake middle school how did they turn out

by rueodell September 10, 2021

Lake

A large area of water surrounded by land

Boys were swimming in the lake

by Obby_the_king September 28, 2021

timothy lake

A handsome shweet nice young man with a love for everything and everyone cept YOU HAHA LOL

I love my son he's a Timothy lake

by Karacbrown September 29, 2021

Saranac Lake

A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.

Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?

Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.

by Keepingitreal69 October 9, 2021