Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023

jordan

a man with an absolute massive dick (its kinda scary but hot) also just a chad.

man i love jordan

by 11505962 May 19, 2023

Jordan

Umm so prepare to read a rant....THIS DUDE THIS FREAKING DUDE is the WORST (trust me)....so first of all he has ANGER ISSUES like punches hole in walls, second he is one of those people that are smart (not a genius by ANY means what so ever) but refuses to try at all....he has a GPA under 1.5 when he is perfectly capable of keeping it higher than a 3.5 He also moves on and dates people super quickly and if he doesn't have a gf he is more than willing to go back to his ex till he finds one even if he doesn't like her. He is also sorta a jerk to his gf....his gf and him were sitting by eachother and his gf was talking about a wedding (they are 17 so obviously it was just a fantasy not really a plan) and me (a very single person) says I'm not gonna plan my wedding not like anyone is gonna marry me anyway AND JORDAN AKA HER BF AGREES WITH ME....and this other girl had a crush on Jordan and he WENT ON VACATION WITH HER WHILE HE HAD A GF and when he came back he said "he just didn't love her anymore"

(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)

Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument

person 1- That rant was crazy

Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord

by Matilda_Squid8573 September 24, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the biggest bum of all. Absolute trash.

Guy 1: oh look, it’s Jordan.

Guy 2: dude, that’s a dumpster.

by Massive schlong Robert October 28, 2020

Jordan Swilling

Gay for baseball; is a stud

I am Jordan Swilling and I fucking love this shit.

by Jmanthebomb June 3, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a girl who is usually a ginger. She is always wearing a crop top and is usually friends with people named Lily or Lucy. She loves music like the song Cheap thrills and other hits of that nature. Her last name is usually something like Simone or something like that. But overall she is a great, caring, and loyal friend.

Jordan is such a great friend.

by HelloJordan March 31, 2022

Jordan

tall scary diabolical buff black man

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”

by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022