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Should just work 

What a Sales Engineer says when he/she assumes a solution to solve a highly complex problem will actually work. The solution always ends up working when these words are uttered during a customer call.
Customer: Are you sure this derived credential solution that has never been tested in production will actually work with our use case?
Sales Engineer: It should just work.
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but that's just a theory 

...A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!
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But that's just a theory! A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!

It's Just Business 

A term used in business or in other large organizations. If this term is used on you, then you are about to get fucked over in a such a way that will almost destroy you. Usually used by supervisors to their subordinates or can be used in peer to peer conversation.
Hey Bob I know you have been working here almost 15 years. Well you are a good guy and all but remember no matter what happens. It's Just Business. No hard feelings we can still be friends

it just has a virus 

Short for I know it has a major problem, it's not worth fixing, and I hope you are stupid enough to buy it as-is. A Big warning flag when buying an old computer.
Dude the case is smoking, no it just has a virus.
it just has a virus by wjc January 11, 2012

You just made The List!

What happens whenever you displease wrestler Chris Jericho.
(in wrestling) Do you know what happens when you insult Chris Jericho? Huh? Do you know what happens? YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

The Turtle Just Passed You 

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.
Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

guess i'll just go fuck myself 

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.
Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.