goose 

As a Verb: (To Goose)To mess up- Fail.

Conj;
I goose, you goose, he gooses, we goose, they goose, I goosed, I will goose, I have goosed.

As a pronoun: gooser - one who gooeses

That fucker over there, he goosed my plans to ask her out! (That person not in my light, he ruined my plans to propose a date with her)

Dude, don't goose the shit.
(My fellow man, do not ruin the stuff)

Look at that gooser, he fucked up my rep.
(Take into consideration of that person who ruins things in that area, he ruined my social status)

goose by Michael Massoud December 4, 2003

goose'n 

nuttin, having sex

you be goose'n foo

goose'n by fgf May 12, 2003

goose 

A slang word for PENIS, used mainly in VQM language all across Toronto, Ontario.

Combined with the work CHUCK, means a 'Blow Job' again mainly in VQM language.

" she touched my GOOSE! "
" hey baby, wanna see my GOOSE? "

" just link a little GOOSECHUCK "
" does that bitch give GOOSECHUCK? "

goose by SpHiNxXx October 7, 2006

goose butter 

the sweat that accumulates on and around the cock. see also duck butter

my old lady ain't gonna like me tonite... on account of all the goose butter.

goose butter by mwolfe February 11, 2004

Canadian Goose Chase 

Thsi is a very extreamly violent sexual action. It is when a man goes out and hunts down and kills 5+ geese. Then he brings home his kill and stuffs each whole gosse up his partners anus. and then slowly roasts them and eats them for snack.

YUMMMM a canadian goose chase

Canadian Goose Chase by FIJIFIGHTINGLUMBERJACK June 25, 2009

Goose 

To fail in a highly important round in a competative computer game.

Man, you should have clutched that, you totally Goosed it!

Goose by aimbotcfg February 8, 2010

Goosehound

The act of fornicating with large women before entering "slump-buster" status and being forced to go hoggin

Look at that heffer over there. I'd Goosehound her right in the mouth!

Goosehound by Softball360 July 2, 2012