Fake Taxi

A sex position - named after a porn series where a guy goes around picking up women and fucking them in his taxi - during which he turns around facing away from her and pushes his dick back and inside her. A reverse cowboy so to speak.

Last night, Joe did the fake taxi on me! Looked like he was twerking in my face but I wasn't mad at it, lol.

by MrsK3ySton3 February 7, 2021

fake lgbt

a straight guy or girl who INTENTIONALLY fakes being a member of the LGBT community

Questioning is one thing, but fake lgbt is another.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Annoying fake gay

That one 15 year old tik tok girl that has to blurt out every 5 seconds that they are gay regardless if they actually are or not.

Probably someone who would make those horrible annonymous ace comics but with any other lgbtq orientation.

Mostly rare.

Actual lgbtq supporters and members hate these people.

Becky: UwU I am gay lol

Jacob: ok.

Becky: I hate homphobes WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOMOPHOBIC?!?!?!?

Jacob:I don't know.

Becky:So anyways i'm gay UwU I'm so quirky!!!

Jacob:I heard you the first time.

Becky:i am also trans

Jacob:ok.

Becky:i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU

Jacob:Ok i get it Becky.

Becky:OMG YOUR HOMOPHOBIC

Jacob: W h at.

Becky: GUYS JACOB IS SUCH A HOMOPHOBE LET'S CANCEL HIM ON TWITTER

Jacob: I don't even use twitter- Becky stop being such an Annoying and fake gay.

Becky: HOMOPHOBEEEEEEEE

Becky is an Annoying fake gay bruh.

by KingMemeus April 4, 2022

ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.

Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

Fake Abs

A guy who has a 6 pack only because he is super skinny, not because he actually works out.

"Oh my god, have you seen his abs?"
"Hun, those aren't abs, they're fake abs, he's just too skinny"

by jdub496 May 21, 2009

fake-rape

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.

Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"

by mike87111 December 17, 2011

fake

One who takes innumerable amounts of pictures of oneself (see: picture whore) in an attempt to appear naturally photogenic, and be able to conceal one's true mood or feelings towards another individual or clique.

Tom: Man, that Courtney girl is totally into the same shit as me, and she's smokin too!
Roy: Ah dude, forget about it, she's fake.
Tom: Oh. Damn.

by lmaobourghini June 11, 2006