Devil's haggis

Colostomy bag. Full to bursting. Possibly abandoned in a public space.

Don't kick that son, that's a Devil's haggis. Here, poke it with this stick.

by Cappo Fiddlé January 15, 2013

devil's pretzel

2 or more females wearing strap-ons to engage in anal sex simultaneously.

Becky and I tried the Devil's pretzel last night. It was tricky at first, but then we tucked the toys under instead of going around.

by Queen C.R November 17, 2015

devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.

"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.

by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016

devil's smirk

The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.

Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.

by TheTrendelenbergPosition December 5, 2016

devil's spitoon

The space in between the human genitals and toilet seat when sitting on the toilet.

I had the sudden urge to cough up a loogie while sitting on the toilet so I hocked that motherfucker right down the Devil's spitoon

by Thuglynast February 10, 2017

Devil State

Arizona State University. So called because of its devil mascot and liberal teachings perceived as of the Devil by some Christians.

The professor at Devil State taught that the white race is responsible for the evils of colonialism.

by cowlitzron July 10, 2017

Devil’s Dental Floss

Your partners pubic hair when you’re performing oral.

My hygienist asked the secret to my healthy gums - “‘My husband has the best devil’s dental floss .”

by Angry Scientist October 21, 2017