Happy little cow

When a woman wants to be tied up like a cow and used for breeding only.

Jess is one “happy little cow”

by mEMe_Ma5ter65 April 2, 2019

Cow return grass

A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.

COW RETURN GRASS. COW RETURN GRASS!!

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

kicking a cow to move it

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.

The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Cow Tit Whore

Definition: An ugly whore with fat cow tits. "Ugly" referring to "non-attractive. " "Whore" referring to a slut that grabs your package than asks your name. "Fat" refers to Obese. "Cow Tits" refers to those pastey-white flabby tits that belong on a cow or other beast. A Derogatory term used for insult, commonly used when said "Whore" grabs your package.

"I'm married, don't touch me you Nasty Cow Tit Whore!"
"When my wife sees that Cow Tit Whore, she's gonna knock her bitch-ass out!"
"The Nasty Cow Tit Whore flashed me and I threw up a little in my mouth."

by Don't touch me Whore September 26, 2006

Fat Cow Disease

Fat Cow Disease- AS in Mad cow disease one generally loses the ability to remember and think clearly...In fat Cow disease one has an inability to not only think clearly but also perform simple functions such as wearing low rise jeans.

2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain

Those blue jeans look like they should be on shamu! Judging by those jeans, she has fat cow disease!

2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!

by Connie Etn February 3, 2010

Cow Shit Pie

normal, plain, or average

Dave: does that always happen?

Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie

by The Graham March 17, 2009

cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009