Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

by Eyad, the weird kid December 8, 2019

Condomhoover

Someone who after having sex sucks the condom up and absorbs its nutrients

My girlfriend sucked up the condom she is such a condomhoover

by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022

Condomarcado

To be annoyed, pissed, or suicidal due to the actions from a person with red hair.

You know what, I’ve had it with Dylan Kaylor. He makes me feel condomarcado.

by RedHeadHater42 April 5, 2023

Condomerate

A way of allowing or permitting someone to do something.

I now condomerate this behaviour.

by N6GhY7N6GhY7 October 28, 2023

Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.

Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.

by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018

contommelate

The act of contommelating occurs when participating in a game of centurion, only to vomit the entire contents of your stomach into an esky, resulting in your disqualification of the game (unless you make it to 100!)

I really feel for Simmo, he was going so well - only to contommelate at 96. Since he got the lowest score, he had to clean Paul's esky at the end of the game.

by Hux May 19, 2008

Condolatulations

A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.

Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"

by Marrio13 September 2, 2011