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ass clown 

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer
1. Steve is such an ass clown!
2. Steven is such an ass clown!
ass clown by razer March 22, 2005
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Brown Clown 

A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.
The flaming turd in a bag is so "played". I say we give her a brown clown.
Brown Clown by Brown Bozo December 10, 2010

up and down clown 

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown
He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.
up and down clown by woodpile January 25, 2010

cock clown 

n. a person who loves to be around the penis, pretty much a gay man
Ferdinan is always hanging around homosexuals, he must be a cock clown like them.
cock clown by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004

Ass Clown 

A form of the more common Failure combined with an Ass Hole. Basically a combination of the worst traits of both: the mental, social, and physical shortcomings of a Failure, with all the obnoxious douchebaggery of an Ass Hole.
1. Joel may be a Failure, but at least he's not an Ass Clown...

2. Shawn is indeed an Ass Clown
Ass Clown by MNWHREDLX February 24, 2009

death valley clown car 

A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.
Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!