ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Platonic Boyfriend day

Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat

"happy Platonic Boyfriend day ratt!"

by Art...1 August 1, 2022

National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit

Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends

by mocholoco October 14, 2021

Boyfriend

Somebody who can cheat on you if they wanted to.

Boyfriend: “Hey babe, what’s up?”
Girl: “Why are you cheating on me??”
Boyfriend: “Cause I can.”

by SomeChinchilla September 26, 2020

Sephora Boyfriend

A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.

Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3

by rachLlllll July 1, 2024

boyfriend and girlfriend

a boy and a girl who are not seeing or getting with anyone other than the boy or girl; commonly break up

alex broke up with me!! we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore!!

by dhfnfbsbdn March 1, 2023

best boyfriend

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.

Friend 1: Who’s the best boyfriend?
Friend 2: Adam of course! :3

by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023