Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital

This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.

by Kevin November 10, 2003

Bar Hopping

Periodically clicking on your favorite website links in your bookmarks toolbar. Almost always includes youtube.

I was so bored on the computer today I was bar hopping like crazy.

by KatieZ111 September 2, 2009

j bar

True meaning unknown as of yet but it must suck to be one.

Quit being such a j bar

by Hue Blackwell June 29, 2008

handle bars

good blunt rolling technique

fool i got handle bars

by eastbay cutthroat commitee March 27, 2005

gogo bar

A strip club with male dancers.

Fundo asked his uncle to take him to the gogo bar, after which, Fundo's uncle started calling Fundo a fag.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

behind bars = behind bars

In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.

Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Monkey Barring

When a guy fucks a girl doggystyle and grabs her titties one by one as they shake.

Mike fucks Anne from behind monkey barring her, as her tits jiggle he grabs the left then right alternativley.

by Tuhr3l October 18, 2009