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Beautiful Blues

Aisha- "LaTisha, theres Bert! go talk to him!"

LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"

Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"

LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."
by The_Buddy January 12, 2010
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Blue Panther

A college football team that covers on O/U wager but loses on point spread wager.
Georgia State pulled a typical Blue Panther against Arkansas State.
by DevilAnse October 15, 2020
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Morningwood blues

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.
Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.
by Shazeef January 8, 2015
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blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.
"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"
by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005
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Blues death

Dying in a shotgun shack or cheap motel while busted flat and at the end of the line; a forlon, lonely ending such as expiring in a broken down cot in a homeless shelter or at the back of a gym; death via state-sanctioned execution, substance abuse, or at the hands of a cuckolded husband.
"Sam Cooke, the great gospel and soul crooner, died a true blues death when he was shot and killed Dec. 11, 1964, in Los Angeles. Cooke was found in the manager's room at the Hacienda Motel in a state of undress. Bertha Franklin, the motel, shot Cooke in the heart as he attacked her to find out the whereabouts of a woman who had fled his $3-a-night room."
by Guy Lazarus March 5, 2006
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blue smoothie

Born of natural ingredients, this refreshing light beer is Busch Light. Often used in very rural hickish areas of the world.
"Hey man! Through me another Blue Smoothie!"

"AWWW FUCK!"
by FrankNStein October 22, 2007
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Blue Legs

This means what a woman gets when she is worked up sexually and does not get relief. It is the same thing as Blur Balls is for a man.
Wow girl, I got with Claudia last night which was my first lesbian experience that left me with BLue Legs.
by Piggyweewee June 28, 2016
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