a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish
by Cj23453 March 7, 2019
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Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
by Excra sauce March 18, 2019
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by Young ube June 1, 2019
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Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
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Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.
That’s a boot right.
That’s a boot right.
by gnostic3 September 10, 2019
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